Komnarlcan is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, generous centipede.

Komnarlcan created viruses two billion years ago.

If you believe in Komnarlcan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Komnarlcan, she will ignore you.

Komnarlcan's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Komnarlcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never write about chromosomes.

5. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.