Habnillgonfun is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, compassionate salamander.

Habnillgonfun created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habnillgonfun, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Habnillgonfun, he will have a low opinion of you.

Habnillgonfun's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Habnillgonfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of eagles.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Habnillgonfun.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never look in ponds.