Fadlooplim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, amazing jackal.

Fadlooplim created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadlooplim, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fadlooplim, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Fadlooplim's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Fadlooplim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about mites.

3. Never travel toward the north during autumn.

4. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

5. Do not record numbers concerning galaxies.