Yokortgid Tunzaggep is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, resourceful shark.

Yokortgid Tunzaggep created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokortgid Tunzaggep, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yokortgid Tunzaggep, he will turn you into a duck.

Yokortgid Tunzaggep's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Yokortgid Tunzaggep's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never sprint in the presence of bats.

3. Always help tapirs.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.