Gabgunbogwabmeghamciptal is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthoughtful warg.

Gabgunbogwabmeghamciptal created life five million years ago.

If you believe in Gabgunbogwabmeghamciptal, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gabgunbogwabmeghamciptal, she will turn you into a rock.

Gabgunbogwabmeghamciptal's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Gabgunbogwabmeghamciptal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Feed all hungry mice.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about comets.