Popfidvol is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, passionate jellyfish.

Popfidvol created the planet Earth five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Popfidvol, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Popfidvol, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Popfidvol's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Popfidvol's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Retreat if four manatees approach from the south.

4. Never mention goats.

5. Never think about quantum gravity.