Ciddutomin is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, awe-inspiring snake.

Ciddutomin created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Ciddutomin, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ciddutomin, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ciddutomin's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Ciddutomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Never paint your hands yellow.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Ciddutomin in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.