Bummobmotrakstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, impressive octopus.

Bummobmotrakstrag created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bummobmotrakstrag, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bummobmotrakstrag, he will jump up and down on your head.

Bummobmotrakstrag's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bummobmotrakstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bummobmotrakstrag.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Doves are not to be trusted.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bummobmotrakstrag.

5. Put Bummobmotrakstrag first in all things.