Gudzogtal is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ruthless ant.

Gudzogtal created Europe two million years ago.

If you believe in Gudzogtal, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gudzogtal, she will be mildly annoyed.

Gudzogtal's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gudzogtal's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

2. Always help frogs in need.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always help sick mice.

5. Never think about special relativity near snails while wearing cyan rings and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your legs.