Budbastmip is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, two-faced seal.

Budbastmip created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Budbastmip, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Budbastmip, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Budbastmip's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Budbastmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never paint your feet gray.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Budbastmip in the centre of the settlement.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not keep six monkeys in a large pit.