Hondamflowranstersand Vollegfon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sapient swan.

Hondamflowranstersand Vollegfon created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hondamflowranstersand Vollegfon, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hondamflowranstersand Vollegfon, she will turn you into a mole.

Hondamflowranstersand Vollegfon's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Hondamflowranstersand Vollegfon's Holy Commandments

1. Hondamflowranstersand Vollegfon loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

3. Always wash your back before prayer.

4. Never cross forests at dawn.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Hondamflowranstersand Vollegfon in the centre of the settlement.