Listappquat is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, humorless ferret.

Listappquat created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Listappquat, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Listappquat, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Listappquat's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Listappquat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Pray only in moonlight.

3. Never eat beans on holy days.

4. Erect five platinum sculptures of Listappquat on top of important buildings.

5. Always remove skirts before entering holy places.