Rulladcam is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, calm naga.

Rulladcam created an up quark four years ago.

If you believe in Rulladcam, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rulladcam, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Rulladcam's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Rulladcam's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rulladcam.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Rulladcam loves ants, so they must be honoured.

5. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.