Gedmadbunbut is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, prudent wyrm.

Gedmadbunbut created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedmadbunbut, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gedmadbunbut, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gedmadbunbut's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Gedmadbunbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five hamsters in a large pit.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Gedmadbunbut on top of all buildings.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near birds while wearing violet corsets and balancing three zinc spheres on your chest.