Signigbep is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, strong armadillo.

Signigbep created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Signigbep, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Signigbep, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Signigbep's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Signigbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop at forests.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not place parsnips upon stone.

4. Always remove scarves before entering holy places.

5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.