Gupjinzakkom is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, narcissistic
crocodile.
Gupjinzakkom created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.
If you believe in
Gupjinzakkom, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Gupjinzakkom, he will destroy your home planet.
Gupjinzakkom's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Gupjinzakkom's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the east.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Never wear pink stockings.
4. Never bounce in holy places.
5. Never eat bark.