Teengunbass Rulbonfub Lopyimlin is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, generous goat.

Teengunbass Rulbonfub Lopyimlin created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Teengunbass Rulbonfub Lopyimlin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Teengunbass Rulbonfub Lopyimlin, it will throw large rocks at you.

Teengunbass Rulbonfub Lopyimlin's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Teengunbass Rulbonfub Lopyimlin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snakes.

2. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

3. Retreat if six rats approach from the west.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Never mention turtles.