Flisvilraw is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, pitiless zebra.

Flisvilraw created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisvilraw, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flisvilraw, it will destroy your home solar system.

Flisvilraw's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Flisvilraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not covet oxen.