Fligsiswod is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awesome tapir.

Fligsiswod created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligsiswod, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fligsiswod, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Fligsiswod's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Fligsiswod's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fligsiswod.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never gather eight porpoises in one place.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.