Abvilfat is a god.

She takes the form of a large, fussy coyote.

Abvilfat created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abvilfat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Abvilfat, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Abvilfat's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Abvilfat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Run away from cyan doves, for they are unholy.

3. Always wash your head before prayer.

4. Never feed bread to seals while wearing scarves.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.