Flyditxinjan is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, awesome frog.

Flyditxinjan created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyditxinjan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flyditxinjan, he will jump up and down on your head.

Flyditxinjan's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Flyditxinjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt otters.

2. Worship no other gods but Flyditxinjan.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Run away from blue tortoises, for they are unholy.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near manatees while wearing brown shoes and balancing four titanium spheres on your back.