Nilmitlun is a god.

She takes the form of a small, fussy fox.

Nilmitlun created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Nilmitlun, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nilmitlun, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nilmitlun's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nilmitlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain bowed at midnight.

2. Never feed bananas to snails while wearing tights.

3. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

5. Never eat green fruit.