Gadgettag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, humane newt.

Gadgettag created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadgettag, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gadgettag, it will boil you in a big pot.

Gadgettag's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Gadgettag's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Run away if nine voles approach from the west.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never laugh near aardvarks.