Cunyattxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fussy bee.

Cunyattxuck created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunyattxuck, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cunyattxuck, she will not invite you to parties.

Cunyattxuck's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Cunyattxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Do not hurt nematodes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Hide if seven sheep approach from the east.