Bugflagvag is a god.

It takes the form of a small, sapient hedgehog.

Bugflagvag created the planet Earth three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bugflagvag, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bugflagvag, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bugflagvag's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bugflagvag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not speak about apples.

3. Feed all hungry hamsters.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.