Bossbonlip is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, able naga.

Bossbonlip created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossbonlip, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bossbonlip, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bossbonlip's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Bossbonlip's Holy Commandments

1. Always share figs with strangers, but never with snails.

2. Never speak of chaos in the presence of strangers.

3. Always cleanse ash with water.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never cross rivers at midday.