Fudzigdam is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, confident
scorpion.
Fudzigdam created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.
If you believe in
Fudzigdam, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Fudzigdam, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Fudzigdam's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.
Fudzigdam's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Fudzigdam.
2. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Never talk about dwarf planets.
4. Do not hurt rats.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.