Cetpin is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, tiresome
bat.
Cetpin created humankind two years ago.
If you believe in
Cetpin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Cetpin, he will throw large rocks at you.
Cetpin's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.
Cetpin's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Put Cetpin first in all things.
5. Never hurt geese.