Tarzodlid Kamjatget is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sage porpoise.

Tarzodlid Kamjatget created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Tarzodlid Kamjatget, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tarzodlid Kamjatget, it will send you a sign.

Tarzodlid Kamjatget's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Tarzodlid Kamjatget's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your feet with magenta markings.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never gather three whales near wells.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never play with disobedient children.