Targrillbumvab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish butterfly.

Targrillbumvab created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Targrillbumvab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Targrillbumvab, she will make you grow a tail.

Targrillbumvab's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Targrillbumvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not resist fate.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

5. Always help mites in need.