Dagbithog is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak cow.

Dagbithog created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagbithog, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dagbithog, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Dagbithog's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Dagbithog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dagbithog.

2. Do not speak about parsnips.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Always help sharks.

5. Dagbithog must be the most important thing in your life.