Ratlamlik is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, ruthless
chicken.
Ratlamlik created gold two years ago.
If you believe in
Ratlamlik, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Ratlamlik, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Ratlamlik's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.
Ratlamlik's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Do not dye your hair purple.
3. Run away if six ants approach from the east.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ratlamlik.