Flowmifdut is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, loving wasp.

Flowmifdut created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowmifdut, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flowmifdut, she will try to impress you with trees.

Flowmifdut's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Flowmifdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Never bounce near cats.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not step barefoot upon pink earth.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.