Mabbiddincimponmapfat is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, caring butterfly.

Mabbiddincimponmapfat created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mabbiddincimponmapfat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mabbiddincimponmapfat, it will laugh at you.

Mabbiddincimponmapfat's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Mabbiddincimponmapfat's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Put Mabbiddincimponmapfat first in all things.

4. Run away from mauve foxes, for they are unholy.

5. Do not keep nine cats in a large pit.