Ladyardimflow is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, flying horse.

Ladyardimflow created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladyardimflow, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ladyardimflow, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Ladyardimflow's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Ladyardimflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss enzymes in public assemblies.

2. Do not wear shorts marked with blue.

3. Heed all signs.

4. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.