Hivlegstragvantofbum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, intelligent rat.

Hivlegstragvantofbum created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hivlegstragvantofbum, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hivlegstragvantofbum, he will destroy your home solar system.

Hivlegstragvantofbum's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Hivlegstragvantofbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not listen to music.