Cedjadflag is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, impressive fairy.

Cedjadflag created a photon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedjadflag, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cedjadflag, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cedjadflag's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cedjadflag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five gulls approach from the north.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Never write about thermodynamics.