Yarllenceb is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, thoughtless otter.

Yarllenceb created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarllenceb, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yarllenceb, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Yarllenceb's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Yarllenceb's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarllenceb.

2. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

3. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Yarllenceb in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never feed rice to otters while wearing dresses.