Gepbanguddobhap is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, wise bat.

Gepbanguddobhap created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepbanguddobhap, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gepbanguddobhap, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Gepbanguddobhap's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Gepbanguddobhap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Never handle silicon while unclean.

4. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

5. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.