Garved is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, bad-tempered scorpion.

Garved created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Garved, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Garved, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Garved's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Garved's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss photosynthesis in public assemblies.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

3. Never think about spacetime near moths while wearing cyan scarves and balancing nine iron spheres on your legs.

4. Do not eat turnips.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.