Jopruttsit is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, impressive centipede.

Jopruttsit created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jopruttsit, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jopruttsit, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Jopruttsit's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Jopruttsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Jopruttsit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Jopruttsit must be the most important thing in your life.

5. You must never eat parsnips.