Tunpopflapten is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, calm octopus.

Tunpopflapten created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunpopflapten, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tunpopflapten, he will send minions to preach to you.

Tunpopflapten's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Tunpopflapten's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tunpopflapten.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Put Tunpopflapten first in all things.

5. Never write about quantum mechanics.
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