Sindutnellvad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing squirrel.

Sindutnellvad created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sindutnellvad, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sindutnellvad, she will turn you into a hamster.

Sindutnellvad's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Sindutnellvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Run away if nine hamsters approach from the west.

5. Never think about gravity.