Bomlanpakbod is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, contented centaur.

Bomlanpakbod created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bomlanpakbod, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bomlanpakbod, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bomlanpakbod's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bomlanpakbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Always cleanse oil with water.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not step barefoot upon white earth.

5. Never eat cherries.