Flabhunyamsogbonkfet is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective skunk.

Flabhunyamsogbonkfet created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Flabhunyamsogbonkfet, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flabhunyamsogbonkfet, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Flabhunyamsogbonkfet's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Flabhunyamsogbonkfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Never feed gooseberries to otters while wearing mauve dresses.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not hurt porpoises.

5. Monkeys are not to be trusted.