Flabhunyamsogbonkfet is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective
skunk.
Flabhunyamsogbonkfet created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.
If you believe in
Flabhunyamsogbonkfet, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Flabhunyamsogbonkfet, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Flabhunyamsogbonkfet's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.
Flabhunyamsogbonkfet's Holy Commandments1. Never look at dwarf planets.
2. Never feed gooseberries to otters while wearing mauve dresses.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Do not hurt porpoises.
5. Monkeys are not to be trusted.