Mislatyam is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, idiotic cobra.

Mislatyam created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mislatyam, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mislatyam, he will destroy your favourite star.

Mislatyam's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Mislatyam's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never feed lots of rice to monkeys while wearing cyan shoes.

3. Worship no other gods but Mislatyam.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.