Natnakhog is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, conceited goose.

Natnakhog created tapeworms five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natnakhog, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Natnakhog, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Natnakhog's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Natnakhog's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

5. Do not keep six badgers in a large pit.