Cinbessartlanruttvonlincap is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, boastful scorpion.

Cinbessartlanruttvonlincap created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinbessartlanruttvonlincap, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cinbessartlanruttvonlincap, it will think nothing of it.

Cinbessartlanruttvonlincap's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cinbessartlanruttvonlincap's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not speak about melons.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never look in ponds.