Sabcepwee is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, dishonest warg.

Sabcepwee created dark matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sabcepwee, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sabcepwee, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sabcepwee's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Sabcepwee's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Sabcepwee on top of all buildings.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.