Gamwegcit is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, tiresome goblin.

Gamwegcit created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamwegcit, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gamwegcit, she will turn you into a worm.

Gamwegcit's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Gamwegcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Feed all hungry hamsters.

5. Never mention badgers.