Hunarmquim Gembestged is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tiresome frog.

Hunarmquim Gembestged created the universe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hunarmquim Gembestged, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hunarmquim Gembestged, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Hunarmquim Gembestged's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Hunarmquim Gembestged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cherries.

2. Always help nematodes.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Put Hunarmquim Gembestged first in all things.