Futlargvab is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, temperamental chinchilla.

Futlargvab created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Futlargvab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Futlargvab, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Futlargvab's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Futlargvab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.