Flagfigbag is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, boastful alligator.

Flagfigbag created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Flagfigbag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flagfigbag, she will turn you into a mouse.

Flagfigbag's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Flagfigbag's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Always look after injured rats.

3. Put Flagfigbag first in all things.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Do not speak about rice.