Bopxemyim is a god.

She takes the form of a large, blissful rhinoceros.

Bopxemyim created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopxemyim, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bopxemyim, she will cry a lot.

Bopxemyim's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bopxemyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach crossroads carrying ash.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never cross rivers at dawn.

4. Never proclaim while facing east.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.