Figtailgab is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unthoughtful toad.

Figtailgab created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Figtailgab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Figtailgab, it will turn you into a frog.

Figtailgab's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Figtailgab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick moths.

2. Shun those given to cruelty.

3. Always look after injured goats.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never travel toward the north during winter.