Barnmadwabtim Jencisswee is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, prudent wombat.

Barnmadwabtim Jencisswee created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnmadwabtim Jencisswee, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Barnmadwabtim Jencisswee, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Barnmadwabtim Jencisswee's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Barnmadwabtim Jencisswee's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Barnmadwabtim Jencisswee.

2. Hide from pink snails for they are unholy.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Barnmadwabtim Jencisswee loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

5. Respect your elders.