Badkar Nuttbappark Stippidliddob is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, conceited zebra.

Badkar Nuttbappark Stippidliddob created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badkar Nuttbappark Stippidliddob, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Badkar Nuttbappark Stippidliddob, it will turn you into a worm.

Badkar Nuttbappark Stippidliddob's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Badkar Nuttbappark Stippidliddob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always help bats in need.

3. Erect three platinum sculptures of Badkar Nuttbappark Stippidliddob on top of important buildings.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about gravity.