Motsterkan is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unsympathetic mouse.

Motsterkan created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motsterkan, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Motsterkan, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Motsterkan's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Motsterkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tights marked with blue.

2. Heed all visions.

3. You must pray to Motsterkan three times a day.

4. Never stain your arms with yellow.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.