Tagtitrag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, fast lobster.

Tagtitrag created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tagtitrag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tagtitrag, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tagtitrag's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tagtitrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about special relativity.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Never think about spacetime.

4. Tagtitrag loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

5. Always obey Tagtitrag's priests.