Dumcudpid is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, sage deer.

Dumcudpid created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumcudpid, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dumcudpid, it will turn you into a snail.

Dumcudpid's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Dumcudpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near dolphins while wearing brown scarves and balancing eight gold spheres on your hands.

2. Do not take Dumcudpid's name in vain.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not chop down trees.