Femdavgut Dimquillsig
is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, emotional
rhinoceros
.
Femdavgut Dimquillsig
created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Femdavgut Dimquillsig
, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Femdavgut Dimquillsig
, it will send two she bears to sort you out.
Femdavgut Dimquillsig's
most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Femdavgut Dimquillsig's Holy Commandments
1. Do not commit murder.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Feed all hungry snakes.
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