Nilpinveenflig is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, deceitful
clam.
Nilpinveenflig created everything that exists twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Nilpinveenflig, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Nilpinveenflig, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Nilpinveenflig's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Nilpinveenflig's Holy Commandments1. Nilpinveenflig loves turtles, so they must be respected.
2. Always help sick geese.
3. Nilpinveenflig loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.
4. Porpoises are not to be trusted.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.